Hello there, my cultist pretties!
It is with a swollen heart that I am proud to announce the 310th viewer of this, my shambling narcissistic bile duct Aim For The Head!
In honour of this gargantuan occasion which easily rivals that of say, the fall of the Berlin Wall or the invention of custard, and in celebration of today's modern interactive age, at your request I will perform one bespoke act that I will capture on camera as proof.
Any and every request will be entertained but I reserve the right to veto the banal or atrocious (like shitting on a nun or eating pie with a soup spoon). Make it worthwhile.
Get involved. Hard. Order me around like a bitch here or tweet me on Twitter.
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