As it's a special occasion, I've stopped raping for a day and have come up with a wonderful Christmas present for you to give to your loved ones. Wait untill they're asleep, get a stiffy and scream this at them. Think Vince Neil/Alan Rickman angrily and hornily coming to from a Home Alone and Baconnaise marathon.
Fuckin' to the church bells (Oh yeah!)
Fuckin' to the church bells (No underwear!)
Fuckin' to the church bells (Don't shit the bed!)
Fuckin' to the church bells (Sex me 'till I'm dead, lover!)
Well come on! I wanna do it, do it, do it to the funeral.
Come on! I wanna do it, do it, do it at the tribunal.
Sex your blues away
Pound you as the bells sway
Bang to the tuneless rythym
Bump uglies to the hot hymn
Fuckin'! To the! Church Bells! Ding dong!
Fuckin'! To the! Church Bells! Reindeers!
Fuckin'! To the! Church Bells! Baybeh!
Fuckin' to the church bells
Oh you make my lurch smell
Merry fuckin' christmas to the church bells
Dudley Moore won't kiss and tell. (Woah no!)
I said fuckin' to the church bells
Barry Scott from Cillit Bang! can yell
Boom goes the fuckin' dynamite to church bells
Lady yeah my balls you've felled
DONG
