C3PO and Pac Man show Spiderman a good time

3 way pub toilet graffiti conversation

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"No but I've been fucked by him many times & sucked his cock."

"Gay"

The Obama Rap

My first name's Barack and I'm black
Bush is whack, gave him a heart attack
My middle name's Hussein but don't go insane
This credit crunch is lame, I beat John McCain and realizing my strategic plan of restoring the U.S. through steady economic growth and the desire for the phased redeployment of troops from Iraq are some of my aims, yo

My surname's Obama, don't call me no llama
If you break my laws you're going in the slammer
I won't torture you in Guantanamo with a hammer but you might experience water boarding instead of a nice flan, yeah

Chorus
Born August 4th, 1961 and I'm tons of fun
and I dress to a tee
I don't care for guns, I got healthy lungs
and I was born in Hawaii (say what) x2

Let's break up the war and help out the poor. World listen up I'm fresh, here comes the breakdown:
Bush! Just shush
McCain! Got no game
Darfur! Find a cure
Iraq! Get on track

I'm Barack Obama and this is my rhyme
My term of office as the 44th U.S. President begins on January 20th, 2009
My Vice President is Joe Biden
Unlike Saddam we won't be hidin' (hell no)
Hearts and minds, or shock and awe?
Trying times between the rich and the po' (fo' sho')
I like smiling but I don't like AIDs
Better be believin' my assigned Secret Service codename is "Renegade"
Peace

Hitler Biker

To be sung to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana":

His name was Hitler, he was a biker
With a small 'tasche on his lip, and a pistol on his hip
He didn't like Jews, he gave them the blues
He jumped his bike off ramps, and put Jews in some camps
He ruled in Germany, and was really angry
He was a Nazi, not a nice Postie

Biker Hitler, oh biker Hitler
Loved riding his hog to the Reich, yeah
Biker Hitler, oh biker Hitler
Eva won't leave ya, and Goering is boring
At the gestapo, he did a wheelie