Thursday, 20 March 2008

Don't fuck with Chuck's Action Jeans!


Good God yes. You read it right. Stretchable gusset AND boot cut. You can tuck the T shirt in yourself, but you have to earn the beard.
You're welcome.

Achtung! Welcome!

Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

Sorry, I thought I was Lionel Ritchie for a moment there. Apologies. This blog is now the vessel for my thoughts, no matter how incohesively serial killer esque or irreverently forlorn.

Yes, from the title you can be sure that I'm Manx. That is, I'm from the Isle of Man which is from the Latin 'Iloveman' which was Gaelic for the ancient platonic phrase 'Vagina of the Irish Sea'. Thanks to Canesten Combi we've been thrush free for over 40 years now! Anyway, I digest.

Todays loves and hates: Loves bank holiday weekends! Hates that fucking "Beeper" song.