Revenge of The Sex Viper!

Foxy "The Sex Viper" Chestwell travels the land wreaking terrible havoc on the Earth's most awful blight - Man!
With tactics as wily as her hips, she raunch-batters her foes into a vegetative state, happy only when tasting their tears! She's sexy vengeance on legs! She'll seduce you and break you in full coloured blood curdling fear!

See! Her dupe her prey with her spectacular boobage!
Hear! Her victims cry out in lust then terror!
Wince! When you see her bloody japs eye-centric torture!

"Ban this entertaining and sexy, yet terribly provocative sordid mess!" - The Vatican
"It made me sick on my tree surgeon!" - N Mandella

Vernon Schwarzenegger - Get to da Choppaaaaa!!!

Vernon "I'm Northern, me" Kay has been playing some amusing sound bites from classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movies on his Radio 1 show recently. Inspired by this, I emailed him to suggest a game that listeners could play with Thrash Metal/Crossover band Austrian Death Machine. They play amazing face crushing thrash inspired by timeless Arnie movies, complete with cherry picked soundbites from The Governator himself.

Songs include: "Who is Your Daddy and What Does He Do?" (Kindergarten Cop), "Screw You (Benny)" (Total Recall) and "I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Twins). The whole mighty spectrum of his career is celebrated. "Oor" Vernon could play a tune and get listeners to phone/text in to guess the movie it's from. Prizes include the Governor of California singing "Yakety Yak Don't Talk Back" on a horse, a luxury panpipe and some good old fashioned fisting.

Wish me luck.

Converge @ Camden Underworld 18/07/08

Saw the mighty Converge. God damn electric and thoroughly face crushing! The drummer is absolutely inhumanly talented.