Saturday, 7 March 2009

I’ll be travelling to foggy old London town this weekend

The things I’m most frightened of happening:

Getting stabbed by a cockney
Angering a Grime fan
Contracting leprosy on the tube
Denying the Holocaust on the London Eye
Having a prison 3-way
Inadvertantly becoming a suicide cult leader

Being mistaken for a serial rapist
Dying at the hands of The Recession
Racially offending a tattooist
Marrying a Bearded Lady

1 comment:

Edwardianjesus said...

Whats wrong with bearded ladies? They make the best lovers..

So I've heard