The things I’m most frightened of happening:
Getting stabbed by a cockney
Angering a Grime fan
Contracting leprosy on the tube
Denying the Holocaust on the London Eye
Having a prison 3-way
Inadvertantly becoming a suicide cult leader
Being mistaken for a serial rapist
Dying at the hands of The Recession
Racially offending a tattooist
Marrying a Bearded Lady
1 comment:
Whats wrong with bearded ladies? They make the best lovers..
So I've heard
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