Remember Fiendish Feet? They were only the best, most toe curlingly terrifying novelty comedy horror yoghurts man has ever known. They had beastly feet and monstrous spook faces and almost *certainly gave children rabies or sex dementia. *This is definitely not correct.
Clearly the eeriest of snacks, they kick the shit out of Munch Bunch, especially Corky Coconut.
Banana flavour Howling Wolf was the daddy, mostly because of his 80's shades. They faithfully represented almost the entire pantheon of ghouls, from Vampire to Mummy to Evil Scientist (even a special Easter themed bunny that looked twisted on crack) but they never had a dedicated zombie or rapist character. Do-gooding sell out bastards.
So where are they now? Probably bought up wholesale by shadowy government types to be fed exclusively to lunatics and satanists.
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