Wednesday, 12 November 2008

An Open Letter To Someone

Ref: SOS/121108/TW

To whom it may concern

Are the many flaws you see in other people merely reflections of that which you hate about yourself? Do you self correct these traits so much that gradually you get to the other side of the spectrum and end up being irritating in the opposite way? For example if some chump speaks so slowly that you can actually feel the tumour start growing on your brain by the time they’ve finished a sentence, that you in turn speak faster than a cheetah being fired from a cannon mounted on Lewis Hamilton’s front spoiler at Monaco? So, if you hate strangers and friends alike do you essentially detest yourself, but are too caught up in self preservation and pasta sauce and sitcoms to do anything about it?

Keep up the good work with ladies boobs, chips ‘n dips and zombies.

Yours faithfully

Tony Toofast

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