Greasy Slop in Your Mouth

Hey you! How the hell have you been?! Me? Well, I bravely battled and overcame bowel cancer, haven't been able to write anything worthwhile for shit and cut my penis in the shower (one of these statements is not true), thanks for asking.

Anyway, to stave off the bewildering dismay of my random and confusing existence for a moment, here's a picture of the EXACT DESCRIPTION OF MY LOVE MAKING. Right down to odour and taste. Tweet me and we'll go dogging. x